1. I asked my sister if her furby spoke after I broke it and she told me it said “here kitty kitty” all the time.

  2. I wish people would send me creepy furby stories

  3. (Source: hobolunchbox, via pizza)

    nerdblerrg:

    shelaquilina:

    Finally got my letter ;)

    okay i’m not a harry potter fan but even i know how cool this is

    (via soledesertion)

  4. shotsfiredat221b:

    dulect:

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    image

    Both reactions work

    (Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via pizza)

  5. taco-marco:

    staff:

    starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

    image

    i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

    ^^^^^^^

    (Source: dddderrnsuree, via drunk3n-pastel)

    sknorrblog:

    listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

    (via jackbarabangedme)

  6. okusuck:

    IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

    (via hotcheetosbruh)